This one's from some time ago (2009). Up until this point I made a habit of hijacking friends' IM boxes on AIM as soon as I woke up in order to use them to record a dream and save it as a text file...so happy my friends showed me this site :)
This one was one of many I had during this time of my life that was pretty lucid...despite this, however, whenever faced with an adversary of sorts, I manage to take the situation fairly seriously:
DraconicFeathers (12:43:11 AM): i just woke up from a dream
Juze0123 (12:43:54 AM): Oh how was it?
DraconicFeathers (12:44:49 AM): well i was with the "president of new york" cause i was with some guy who worked for him and went with him into work int he morning in this futuristic new york city
DraconicFeathers (12:45:23 AM): and i was flying outside his tall city building wondering what this guy does, looking through his office building when my phone started ringing a lot
DraconicFeathers (12:45:35 AM): and i answered it and no one answered and he was like "oh no you're targetted"
DraconicFeathers (12:46:01 AM): so i went back to this city apartment i was living in and i saw team rocket standing on another building with binoculars planning to assault me
DraconicFeathers (12:46:15 AM): and their scheme was to attack me but i beat them by turning into spiderman
DraconicFeathers (12:46:25 AM): but then they sent the flash and he was too fast for my spiderman powers
DraconicFeathers (12:46:35 AM): but i managed to get away from him and he turned back into team rocket
DraconicFeathers (12:47:03 AM): and i turned into lisa simpson and went to this highway and turned into food she would eat and went inside of a package for it and the highway turned into a conveyor belt for food in Whole Foods
DraconicFeathers (12:47:38 AM): and i almost got away like that but the simpsons family appeared and started food shopping and kept picking from this food and they were blowing my cover cause team rocket knew i turned into lisa
DraconicFeathers (12:48:36 AM): and kinda got away and just jumped out of there and was walking in whole foods as myself when Jessie snuck up behind me trying to catch me and i got so fed up of being chased that i stuck my hand up like a claw and started channeling intense (magenta) energy and chanted "ahk nebet sekhmet-ra, ahk nebet sekhmet ra", automatically from being upset
DraconicFeathers (12:49:03 AM): and it dealt with a goddess of wrath who's known for unleashing a lot of power when she's pissed off to blow BS to hell basically
DraconicFeathers (12:49:22 AM): and as it was building up and about to blow up jessie i woke up from the power of the spell
DraconicFeathers (12:49:27 AM): like it made me wake up